I’ve been having a problem for most of May and I was kind of hoping that perhaps one of you could help me out.

You see, the sky-based watering mechanism seems to be stuck in the “On” position. We had a couple of days last weekend where I thought we had it sorted and were able to turn it off. Unfortunately, it turned back on again when the week started.  

I worked my way through every random remote lying around the house. None of them worked, although I did find the missing remote for the battery-operated candles in the living room. I even tried that one light switch at the top of the basement stairs that seemingly doesn’t do anything. No good, that was not it either.

I’m at my wit's end. I have a pile of gardening soil sitting under a tarp. I have raised beds ready and waiting to be filled. My seedlings are sitting at the edge of the lawn, slowly taking over my flower bed.